i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
Fans everywhere (via randomstuffilike1995)
It doesn’t even matter what the show is
VICTOIRE AND TEDDY SITTING IN A TREE
FIRST COMES LOVE. THEN COMING MARRIAGE.
THEN COMES SKEETER AND HER LOUD ASS MOUTH.
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance
its in words